| Just think. |
[Aug. 23rd, 2009|12:36 am] |
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-I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.
-More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves me.
-Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
-I don’t understand the purpose of the line, “I don’t need to drink to have fun.” Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they’ve invented the lighter?
-That’s enough, Nickelback.
-I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
-Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the “people you may know” feature on Facebook or MySpace are in fact people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?
-Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn’t work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ’s. We just figured it out. Today’s kids are soft.
-Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f was going on when I first saw it.
-I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I’ll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone’s laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I’m still the only one who really, really gets it.
-How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
-I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
- Lol has gone from meaning, “laugh out loud” to “I have nothing else to say”.
- I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
- Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying.
- Whenever someone says “I’m not book smart, but I’m street smart”, all I hear is “I’m not real smart, but I’m imaginary smart”.
- How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said?
- I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, bros!
-What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
- MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
- I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.
-Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
- I would like to officially coin the phrase ‘catching the swine flu’ to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman. Example: “Dave caught the swine flu last night.”
-I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
- Bad decisions make good stories
- Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?
-If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible.
-Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I’m from, this shouldn’t be a problem….
-You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you’ve made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
-Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I would be terrible to have to restart collections.
-There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
-I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
- “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this ever.
-I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There’s so much pressure.
-I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What’d you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?
- I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
-I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it’s on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.
-Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles.
- As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
-Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
-It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.
-I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
-Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn’t know what do to with it.
-Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I’d bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time.
-I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
-I think the freezer deserves a light as well. |
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| The Tree |
[Jul. 28th, 2009|10:11 am] |
"She no longer loved him. On the contrary, an unexpected feeling of fulfillment and placidity had taken hold of her. Nothing, no one could hurt her now. It may be that true happiness lies in the conviction that one has irrevocably lost happiness. It is only then that we can begin to live without hope or fear, able finally to enjoy all the small pleasures, which are the most lasting."
-Maria Luisa Bombal |
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| I'm not sure why |
[Jul. 25th, 2009|12:37 pm] |
But i'm very angry now. DON'T ASK.
EDIT: I decided i'm not going to get angry anymore. theend. |
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[Jul. 25th, 2009|01:39 am] |
I just ate a bomb tuna sandwich that left a gross taste in my mouth. I got home not too long ago from hanging out with some pretty cool people. My friend Karen invited me to a turn tables session at a recording studio where her friend Rodney, who i met a few weeks ago, was practicing at, and it turned out to be a lil kickback/dance party. I got there not knowing anyone but the two of them, but i got to meet some other cool people. Along the way i saw my sister's ex boyfriend from high school and his best friend that i've known since i was in junior high. We sat outside for almost an hour talking about the old times and how much we've grown up. I used to see them around almost everyday at my house and we'd all watch movies together and do the funniest things. I think about those days alot, but times change and people change. I'm really glad karen invited me because i honestly had tons of fun and i reallly like her.
I haven't heard from renee in a few hours but i know she doesn't have reception out in the wilderness. Tomorrow will go by quickly because i work all day and i'll be sleeping all day sunday because i open. Time will fly and it'll be like she never left!
I was supposed to ride my bike to the beach tomorrow with joel and jaime in bout 4 hours but i'm way too tired for that and plans didn't really work out, POSTPONED. I'm watching a movie about ted bundy and i hope i don't fall asleep halfway through it. Actually i do, so far it's all about raping almost-dead women. Goooooooodnight. |
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[Jul. 23rd, 2009|11:52 pm] |
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So i'm pretty sad that i keep trying to set up my textLJ thingy and it's not working. I mayyyyy have to make a tumblr. But i don't want to, i like LJ as it it. Except being able to text posts would be neat. Renee is leaving tomorrow for the weekend to go camp in the wilderness and i don't know what i'm going to do with myself. I guess it's time for me to branch out and make some friends. So let's hang! |
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| C'mere |
[Jul. 22nd, 2009|05:30 pm] |
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It's way too late to be this locked inside ourselves. The trouble is that you're in love with someone else. It should be me. Oh, it should be me. |
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[Jul. 16th, 2009|02:14 pm] |
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Oh yeahh, i got my car also. A 2009 Nissan Versa 1.8SL! It's legit:] But it turns out my phone is defected and the bluetooth doesn't work. I busted a mission today going to the dealership, then the verizon store, then home, then back to the verizon store. I should be getting a new phone, compliments of verizon, hopefully by tomorrow or friday. Also, it turns out my insurance never recieved the paperwork i faxed over so i've been driving illegally. Now i gotta take care of this ish before they close and on time to go see harry potter! |
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[Jul. 10th, 2009|01:50 am] |
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Sometimes, we need to stop analyzing the past, stop planning the future, stop trying to figure out precisely how we feel, stop deciding with our mind what we want our heart to feel and sometimes we just have to go with "whatever happens, happens". |
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[Jul. 10th, 2009|12:25 am] |
I'm nice to you, I could make it through
That you're already somebody's baby
I could make you smile if you stayed a while
But how long will you stay with me baby |
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[Jul. 9th, 2009|01:06 am] |
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So since i am enrolled in school and got all my classes and junk, i've realized that i have a shitload of money left over in grants and scholarships that i don't ever need to pay back and can do whatever i want with. Maybe i'll treat myself to a 5-day cruise or a road trip across country or a brand new car. SO MANY OPTIONS! |
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| We are all career girls now! |
[Jul. 7th, 2009|10:38 pm] |
I got my orientation and registration done at long beach today.
Monday/Wednesday
Kinesiology Karate: 11:00am-11:50am
CRJU 101: 12:30pm-1:45pm
Sociology 100: 2:00pm-3:15pm
Tuesday/Thursday
Math 109: 9:30am-10:45am
English 100: 11:00am-12:15pm
University Seminar/CLA 195: 12:30pm-1:45pm
And i have no class on Friday. "Thweetness."
I'm reallllly happy with my classes and schedules. I now have time for work, homework, and Renee. All is goooood. Except Joel got a parking ticket for being too cool. LAMEEE.
BTW, Dino is doing a lot better. He had a seizure/heat stroke a couple days ago, which was really scary. But he's on his meds and up and running. Woo to the Hoo. |
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[Jul. 6th, 2009|01:16 am] |
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I also have a list of 10 things i want to do this summer. I'm determined to get them all done one way or another. I didn't mean for that to rhyme either. Or that. |
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[Jul. 6th, 2009|01:04 am] |
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Am i lucky for i have never felt heartbreak or naive for believing it won't touch me? I'm going to stop looking for things i know i will find, it only leads to bloody knuckles.
Shoot me down. |
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| blahhhfuckyouu |
[Jul. 5th, 2009|01:11 am] |
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I sometimes really hate how i have no friends. Like, a lot. But even though my 4th of JU-LIEZ was okayy thanks to carlos, it's not how i wanted it to be. Oh well.
However, how rad would it be if i got this for my birthday?
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[Jul. 3rd, 2009|08:21 pm] |
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So i just got a new bike!
It's a custom Univega! I'm really stoked over this because i've been wanting a bike for the longest time, and it was fate! It was the first bike i saw, and it was at a suitable price. Also, idk if anyone has noticed how short i am, and small bikes are hard to come across. I just wanna ride it all the time! My goal is to ride to the beach and back by the end of summers. Woo! |
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[Jul. 3rd, 2009|11:24 am] |
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I decided i'm going to write more in this thing. Make it actually live and write things i'm actually feeling. Starting now: i just woke up and i have work in 20 mins, greatttt. I FEEL LIKE SLEEPING ALL DAY. |
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| Stange and beautiful |
[Jul. 2nd, 2009|10:54 pm] |
Sometimes the last thing you want comes in first.
Sometimes the first thing you want never comes.
But I know that waiting is all you can do sometimes. |
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